Sep 29, 2008

Happy Rosh Hashanah to My Jewish Readers

L'Shanah Tovah Tikatevu

And because I believe that any good day - let alone good Year - includes some humor I give you:

The Top Ten Rosh Hashanah Pick Up Lines

10. Today must be Yom Hazikaron cause I'll never forget the day we met.

9. You are a 10 on my scale of judgement.

8. I need to make a Shechianu--cause dang--you are my new fruit.

7. The only book I need opened today is my little black book, of life.

6. When I see you I fall to my knees like bowing at Alienu

5. Our New Year Resolutions should be "Haari At Mikudeshet"

4. Are you a Pomegrante? cause you just left a stain on my heart

3. Is your dad a baker? Cause you got the roundest challahs in town!

2. Lets skip the apples, and get straight to the honey.

1. You had me at Malchios

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Blessings on all of you, my friends.